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By Leesa Harker

Leesa Harker's awesome Liverpool-based parody of fifty colors tells of the adventures of White Lightning-swigging Maggie Muff, who meets Mr tremendous on the Dole Tall, darkish and shaggable he might be, yet his pursuits are faraway from traditional, and whilst he introduces Maggie to the crimson Room of soreness she realises that she could have bitten off greater than she will be able to chew.If you are looking for books like 50 colors of gray, yet wish whatever funnier, filthier and set within the center of Liverpool, this is often the fitting e-book for you. the muse for the sell-out play, starring Dannielle Malone.

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On the train on the way back, Mr Big was dead quiet again an I think maybe I overdid it with the shakin the tits at his dad an the fanny-farts. So I asked him if he would come back to my flat to stay the night, an he said no an my heart broke. He got me a taxi at Lime Street station and, as I drove away, I tried one more time an flashed my tits at him through the window. But he just waved at me. So I sat back in the seat an looked out at the world whizzing by. Everybody seemed to be in pairs. And then there was me, like a little dropped glove, lying in the street.

Anyway, that night in bed, I was under my Paris Hilton duvet an couldn’t stop thinkin about Mr Big … his gorgeous green eyes, his cute lips an his arse in those chinos. I was moist all right. The Red Room of Pain Big Sally-Ann was ragin when she found out Mr Big was after me! ‘He’s fit, fit, fit! An you’re a dirty scrubber. ’ ‘You don’t call me Maggie Muff for nothin! ’ I went on down to the Dole anyways for my trainin. But Mr Big had other plans an was standin outside the Dole waitin for me. He invited me out for a coffee instead!

It was his own fault – that’s what you get for pickin on a quiet-lookin one. But the sight of Big Sally-Ann gettin thrust up the side of a minibus attracted the attention of the truckers an before they knew it, there was a crowd gotherin so Igor took her back into the bus to save her modesty. ’ in her best Transylvanian accent. Her biggest fantasy is gettin shagged an bit on the neck by Dracula. An big Igor is as close as she’ll ever get to that. Like Dracula’s little brother – a bit less sexy, an a bit less cunning, but still rideable.

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