By Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras
A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and notorious figures previous and current -- a complete direction in anti-eloquence through the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.
Note: a prior variation of this ebook used to be released in 1993 via Doubleday. it really is right here reprinted via association with Doubleday.
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39 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 40 40 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 41 MAEBY: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the “t” on it? MICHAEL: That’s a cross. MAEBY: Across from where? 41 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 42 LUCILLE I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. 42 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 43 43 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 44 44 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 45 TOBIAS I’m afraid I just blue myself.
55 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 56 MICHAEL: She’s always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so she can control everything. BUSTER: Yeah. Mom’s awesome. Maybe we should call her. 56 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 57 57 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 58 58 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 59 LUCILLE Oh, she thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers. B. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh?
MICHAEL: Yeah, that udder’s been dry for a while now, hasn’t it? 55 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 56 MICHAEL: She’s always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so she can control everything. BUSTER: Yeah. Mom’s awesome. Maybe we should call her. 56 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 57 57 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 58 58 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:05 PM Page 59 LUCILLE Oh, she thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers. B. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh?