By Patrick Dennis
Encore, Encore! the bright sequel to the wreck bestseller Auntie Mame is again and the experiences are in . . .
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Anything with big floppy ears and/or a tail is off-limits. You might think your cuddly-wuddly stunt is going to get you laid, but think again. You are oozing with neediness. While women can sometimes be tough to read, there's one thing you can be sure of: None of them wants to bang a mouse. GUYS WHO WEAR VINTAGE CLOTHES There were reasons Don Knotts didn't get laid, and you're wearing them. If it were October 31, I'd say knock your socks off, but it isn't. It's just another day of us all trying to pretend you don't look dumb.
So what's with the five-finger dance all of a sudden? Not to discourage your little burst of street flair, but if we're going to pull this off, you really need to walk me through it first. Just because you've been watching The Wire doesn't mean the rest of us have. GUYS WHO RUB THEIR FRIENDS’ SHOULDERS Let me be the first to say, this feels really nice. But let me also say, you shouldn't do it anymore. Yes, your fingers are meaty and strong and, yes, I've been a bit tense lately, but it still doesn't make it right.
Not to discourage your little burst of street flair, but if we're going to pull this off, you really need to walk me through it first. Just because you've been watching The Wire doesn't mean the rest of us have. GUYS WHO RUB THEIR FRIENDS’ SHOULDERS Let me be the first to say, this feels really nice. But let me also say, you shouldn't do it anymore. Yes, your fingers are meaty and strong and, yes, I've been a bit tense lately, but it still doesn't make it right. Here I am just thinking you're coming over for an innocent high-five, and then bam!