By Dale C. Carson, Wes Denham
This crucial how no longer to” consultant explains easy methods to act and what to claim within the presence of police to reduce the possibilities of being arrested and to prevent add-on chargeswhich can frequently bring about everlasting disqualification from jobs, financing, and schooling. voters can methods to stay away from arrest either in the street and while pulled over in a motor vehicle and are alerted to simple methods police officers use to get humans to incriminate themselves. Sprinkled with absurdity and humor, this pressing, eye-opening ebook is a consultant to felony justice for all american citizens.
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