By Plum Sykes
"Plum Sykes's beguiling debut welcomes readers to the glamorous global of Park road Princesses, the ladies who careen via ny looking for the best faux Bake (tan got from Portofino Tanning Salon), a experience on a PJ (private jet) with the ATM (rich boyfriend), and the ever-elusive fianc. With invites to high-profile child showers and merits, extra Marc Jacobs outfits than is respectable, and a division shop heiress for a ally, our heroine recognized merely as Moi resides on the top of latest York society. yet what's Moi to do while her engagement falls aside? Can she ever locate happiness in a urban choked with the distractions of entrance Row women, dermatologists, premieres, and eyebrow waxes? Is it attainable to discover love in a city the place her pals imagine that the key to happiness is getting invited to the Van Cleef and Arpels ber-private pattern sale? and the way is she going to house the unending telephone calls from her mom in England difficult that she get married to the Earl round the corner? With huge, immense wit and an insider's eye, Sykes captures the nuances of the wealthy and spoiled in a heartwarming social satire, that includes a loveable ""champagne bubble of a girl"" who's simply searching for love (and probably the correct pair of Chlo jeans).
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