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"Plum Sykes's beguiling debut welcomes readers to the glamorous global of Park road Princesses, the ladies who careen via ny looking for the best faux Bake (tan got from Portofino Tanning Salon), a experience on a PJ (private jet) with the ATM (rich boyfriend), and the ever-elusive fianc. With invites to high-profile child showers and merits, extra Marc Jacobs outfits than is respectable, and a division shop heiress for a ally, our heroine recognized merely as Moi resides on the top of latest York society. yet what's Moi to do while her engagement falls aside? Can she ever locate happiness in a urban choked with the distractions of entrance Row women, dermatologists, premieres, and eyebrow waxes? Is it attainable to discover love in a city the place her pals imagine that the key to happiness is getting invited to the Van Cleef and Arpels ber-private pattern sale? and the way is she going to house the unending telephone calls from her mom in England difficult that she get married to the Earl round the corner? With huge, immense wit and an insider's eye, Sykes captures the nuances of the wealthy and spoiled in a heartwarming social satire, that includes a loveable ""champagne bubble of a girl"" who's simply searching for love (and probably the correct pair of Chlo jeans).
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Anything with big floppy ears and/or a tail is off-limits. You might think your cuddly-wuddly stunt is going to get you laid, but think again. You are oozing with neediness. While women can sometimes be tough to read, there's one thing you can be sure of: None of them wants to bang a mouse. GUYS WHO WEAR VINTAGE CLOTHES There were reasons Don Knotts didn't get laid, and you're wearing them. If it were October 31, I'd say knock your socks off, but it isn't. It's just another day of us all trying to pretend you don't look dumb.

So what's with the five-finger dance all of a sudden? Not to discourage your little burst of street flair, but if we're going to pull this off, you really need to walk me through it first. Just because you've been watching The Wire doesn't mean the rest of us have. GUYS WHO RUB THEIR FRIENDS’ SHOULDERS Let me be the first to say, this feels really nice. But let me also say, you shouldn't do it anymore. Yes, your fingers are meaty and strong and, yes, I've been a bit tense lately, but it still doesn't make it right.

Not to discourage your little burst of street flair, but if we're going to pull this off, you really need to walk me through it first. Just because you've been watching The Wire doesn't mean the rest of us have. GUYS WHO RUB THEIR FRIENDS’ SHOULDERS Let me be the first to say, this feels really nice. But let me also say, you shouldn't do it anymore. Yes, your fingers are meaty and strong and, yes, I've been a bit tense lately, but it still doesn't make it right. Here I am just thinking you're coming over for an innocent high-five, and then bam!

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