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By Christopher Moore

Book Details:

ISBN: 1416558497
EAN: 9781416558491
ASIN: 1416558497
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publication Date: 2008-03-18
Number of Pages: 304
Website: Amazon, LibraryThing, Google Books, Goodreads

Synopsis from Amazon:

Jody by no means requested to develop into a vampire. but if she wakes up less than an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching again, superhuman power, and a incredibly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the choice has been made for her.

Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings goes to take a few doing, in spite of the fact that, and that's the place C. Thomas Flood matches in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his buddies) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. yet all that alterations while a stunning undead redhead walks in the course of the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy's lifestyles -- and afterlife -- in methods he by no means inspiration possible.

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Author Name: Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore (born 1957 in Toledo, Ohio) is an American author of absurdist fiction. He grew up in Mansfield, OH, and attended Ohio nation collage and Brooks Institute of images in Santa Barbara, CA.

Moore's novels quite often contain conflicted everyman characters without warning suffering via supernatural or amazing situations. Inheriting a humanism from his love of John Steinbeck and a feeling of the absurd from Kurt Vonnegut, Moore is a best-selling writer with significant cult status.

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Major, look, major, stare, major, lose your underwear. Don’t cry. It’s only a joke. Nunya business! Al bust this door down if you don’t let me in. A man dat wants to come in. Toby or not Toby, that is the question. Bless you! Albert you don’t know who I am. Elma-ny more knock-knock jokes can you take? ROMAN NUMERALS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 XX XXX XL L LX LXX LXXX XC C 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 1,000 CC CCC CCCC D DC DCC DCCC CM M According to legend, Rome was built by twin brothers, Romulus and Remus.

21 Dec. 22–Jan. 20 Jan. 21–Feb. 19 Feb. 20 –March 20 LIBRA–balanced and helpful, but can be indecisive. SCORPIO–determined and fearless, but can be spiteful. SAGITTARIUS–optimistic and energetic, but can be impulsive. CAPRICORN–loyal and humorous, but can be oversensitive. AQUARIUS–inquisitive and precise, but can be stubborn. PISCES–imaginative and agreeable, but can over-exaggerate. Necrophobia MAKING FIRE Twirling a dry twig through a hole in a plank of wood or in a tree trunk will produce enough heat to set fire to dry moss.

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