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Download Gus Openshaw's Whale Killing Journal by Keith Thomson PDF

By Keith Thomson

Moby Dick for the weblog new release.

Cat foodstuff cannery employee Gus Openshaw has one aim in lifestyles: to kill a whale. not only any whale, yet an important, blubbery whale that ate his spouse, baby, and arm in the course of a vicious and unprovoked assault.

With a rickety boat and a seriously restrictive whale-hunting license, Gus units out to special his revenge. alongside the best way, Gus retains an internet magazine - a web publication - to maintain the area knowledgeable approximately his misfit group, his clashes with pirates, his near-fatal incarceration, and his infatuation with a definite island princess.

Complete with beautiful scrimshaw illustrations, Gus Openshaw's Whale-Killing magazine is the hilarious documentation of 1 man's obsessive pursuit of a big whale that will make Captain Ahab proud.

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Download Confessions of a GP (The Confessions Series) by Benjamin Daniels PDF

By Benjamin Daniels

Dave Weinstein is indignant. he's annoyed, pressured, baffled, and particularly usually, very humorous. he's additionally a physician. those are his confessions. a girl by way of pornographic desires approximately Tom Jones. An eighty year-old guy who can't keep in mind why he's come to determine the health practitioner. a girl with a typical chilly challenging (but no longer receiving) antibiotics. a guy with a sore knee. a tender girl who has been attempting to conceive for some time yet now unearths herself pregnant and isn't definite she desires to battle through with it. A 7-year-old boy with "tummy aches" that don't quite exist. those are his sufferers. A witty perception into the lifetime of a kin medical professional, this humorous and relocating account will switch how you examine your doctor subsequent time you pop in with the sniffles.

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Download I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence by Amy Sedaris PDF

By Amy Sedaris

Are you missing path in the right way to whip up a swanky soiree for lumberjacks? a cocktail party for white-collar employees? A festive accumulating for the grieving? Don't depression. Take a cue from exciting professional Amy Sedaris and host an unforgettable fete that would have your site visitors raving. irrespective of the fashion or dimension of the gathering-from the simple to the bizarre-I such as you presents jackpot recipes and reliable suggestion laced with Amy's blisteringly humorous tackle unique, plus four-color images and enlightening sidebars on every thing it takes to drag off a celebration with outstanding aptitude. You don't even have to be a bunch or hostess to benefit-Amy bargains tips for site visitors, too! (Number one: don't be fifteen mins early.) Readers will realize detailed dishes to serve alcoholics (Broiled Frozen chook Wings with Applesauce), the key to a winning children's occasion (a 30 minutes closing date, video games included), plus an entire appendix chock-full of arts and crafts principles (from a mini-pantyhose plant-hanger to a selfmade calf stretcher), and masses, even more!

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Download The Light Fantastic (Discworld, Book 2) (US Edition) by Terry Pratchett PDF

By Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett's profoundly irreverent, bestselling novels have garnered him a respected place within the halls of parody subsequent to the likes of Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen.

within the gentle awesome, just one person can shop the realm from a disastrous collision. regrettably, the hero occurs to be the singularly inept wizard Rincewind, who was once final noticeable falling off the sting of the realm.

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Download The Uncommon Reader by Alan Bennett PDF

By Alan Bennett

The unusual Reader is none except HM the Queen who drifts unintentionally into interpreting while her corgis stray right into a cellular library parked at Buckingham Palace.

She reads greatly ( JR Ackerley, Jean Genet, Ivy Compton Burnett and the classics) and intelligently.
Her interpreting evidently alterations her international view and her courting with humans just like the oleaginous top minister and his repellent advisers.
She involves query the prescribed order of the area and loses persistence with a lot that she has to do.
In brief, her studying is subversive.

The outcome is, in fact, remarkable, mildly surprising and intensely humorous.

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Download Life, the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams PDF

By Douglas Adams

"HYSTERICAL!"
--The Philadelphia Inquirer
The unsatisfied population of planet Krikkit are ill of the evening sky above their heads--so they plan to ruin it. The universe, that's. Now basically 5 contributors stand among the white killer robots of Krikkit and their aim of overall annihilation.
They are Arthur Dent, a mild-mannered house and time visitor, who attempts to benefit the right way to fly through throwing himself on the flooring and lacking; Ford Prefect, his ally, who makes a decision to head insane to determine if he likes it; Slartibartfast, the indomitable vicepresident of the crusade for genuine Time, who travels in a boat powered by means of irrational habit; Zaphod Beeblebrox, the two-headed, three-armed ex-head honcho of the Universe; and Trillian, the horny area cadet who's torn among a chronic Thunder God and a truly depressed Beeblebrox.
How will all of it finish? Will it finish? in simple terms this stalwart staff is familiar with as they fight to avoid "universal" Armageddon and store lifestyles as we all know it--and don't recognize it!
"ADAMS IS a kind of infrequent TREASURES: an writer who, one senses, has as a lot enjoyable writing as one has reading."
--The Arizona day-by-day Star

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Download Carpe jugulum (Les annales du Dique-monde, Tome 23) by Terry Pratchett PDF

By Terry Pratchett

« J'peux pas les vaincre, dit Mémé Ciredutemps. Ils ont l'esprit comme de l'acier. J'ai tout essayé. Toutes les ficelles que j'connais ! Le meilleur a failli m'avoir dans ma chaumière. Ma chaumière, tu t'rends compte ? J'ai jamais rien connu de tel. Ces vampires, ils ont appris des trucs. J'ai trouvé aucune faille chez eux, nulle half. Ils sont plus forts, ils réfléchissent vite… Moi je te l'dis, les affronter par l'esprit, c'est comme cracher contre une tempête.
— Tu vas faire quoi, alors ? demanda Nounou.
— Rien ! J'peux rien faire ! Tu comprends donc pas ce que j'te dis ? Ils connaissent tout en magie, ils sont rapides, ils nous prennent pour du bétail doué d'la parole… J'ai examiné le problème sous toutes les coutures et j'vois pas ce que j'peux faire. J'suis vaincue. D'avance. »

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Download The Dragon and the George (Dragon Knight, Book 1) by Gordon R. Dickson PDF

By Gordon R. Dickson

Via no fault of his personal, the as soon as human Jim Eckert had develop into a dragon. regrettably, his liked Angie had remained human. yet during this magical land whatever might ensue. To make subject worse, Angie have been taken prisoner by means of an evil dragon and was once held captive within the impenetrable Loathly Tower. So during this land the place people have been fit for human consumption and beasts have been magical—where spells labored and good judgment didn't—Jim Eckert had a massive, unusual problem.

Originally released 1976 via Doubleday.

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