By Jay Martel
Earth was once Galaxy Entertainment's such a lot profitable convey. The population of the Western Galaxy - the saviest, richest demographic within the Milky means - simply couldn't get adequate of the day by day info of the common Earthling's life.
But Channel Blue's rankings are flagging and its manufacturers are making plans a marvelous finale. in exactly 3 weeks, their television express will exit with a bang. the difficulty is, so will Earth.
Only one guy can keep our planet and he's infrequently a possible hero...
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Realizing his dilemma, he resorts to threat. 16 YO U ’ V E G O T T O B E K I D D I N G ! This is a fallacy of relevance because such threats are irrelevant to whether a particular claim is true. This highlights an important distinction: it’s one thing to believe a claim because it is safe. Of course, what is true and what is safe often overlap, which is why this fallacy sometimes escapes notice. Many beliefs are safe but are not, for that reason, true. It may be safe, in a dictatorship, to believe everything the dictator says, but this doesn’t make what he says true.
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