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By Niki Catlow, Matthew Morgan, Samantha Borges

Do you know...
...how to exploit a cow?
...the signs of a venomous spider's bite?
...where to discover the quickest rollercoasters?
You won't locate such an eclectic selection of attention-grabbing evidence wherever else. even if you must understand how to overcome an alligator in a struggle, how one can communicate in mystery code, which bugs are fit for human consumption, or what the heck scolionophobia capacity, this can be the e-book for readers either old and young.

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Major, look, major, stare, major, lose your underwear. Don’t cry. It’s only a joke. Nunya business! Al bust this door down if you don’t let me in. A man dat wants to come in. Toby or not Toby, that is the question. Bless you! Albert you don’t know who I am. Elma-ny more knock-knock jokes can you take? ROMAN NUMERALS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 XX XXX XL L LX LXX LXXX XC C 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 1,000 CC CCC CCCC D DC DCC DCCC CM M According to legend, Rome was built by twin brothers, Romulus and Remus.

21 Dec. 22–Jan. 20 Jan. 21–Feb. 19 Feb. 20 –March 20 LIBRA–balanced and helpful, but can be indecisive. SCORPIO–determined and fearless, but can be spiteful. SAGITTARIUS–optimistic and energetic, but can be impulsive. CAPRICORN–loyal and humorous, but can be oversensitive. AQUARIUS–inquisitive and precise, but can be stubborn. PISCES–imaginative and agreeable, but can over-exaggerate. Necrophobia MAKING FIRE Twirling a dry twig through a hole in a plank of wood or in a tree trunk will produce enough heat to set fire to dry moss.

4. Lean back over the rear wheel. 5. Pull sharply on the handlebar while still pedalling. 6. As the front wheel rises, balance your weight and your pedaling to maintain the wheelie. Top tip: Keep your wheel at a good height and be careful not to flip over onto your back – touching the back brake will help prevent this.

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