By Tim Dorsey
Florida’s favourite trigger-happy, shoot-from-the-hip vigilante background instructor is back—and he has a number of rankings to settle
Serge A. Storms is hitting the road.
Inspired through the vintage biker flick effortless Rider, the irrepressible trivialities buff and his drug-addled commute blood brother, Coleman, head out on a motorbike travel down the size of the light country, on a challenge to rediscover the misplaced period of the yankee Dream. yet going from small city to small city, they realize that a few have misplaced a lot in their former charm—including one specific hamlet of skeezy rural politicos that's hell-bent on retaining prying eyes out in their ineptly corrupt form of neighborhood government.
Traveling around the nation, Serge and Coleman have interaction in a few high-life hijinks, whole with the state’s trademark crop of jerks, deadly technological know-how experiments, drug kingpins, double-crosses, unearthed our bodies, barbeque and groovy tunes. And whilst a couple of blameless novices stumble into the combo, the stakes are raised to new back-woods heights.
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