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By Benjamin Daniels

Dave Weinstein is indignant. he's annoyed, pressured, baffled, and particularly usually, very humorous. he's additionally a physician. those are his confessions. a girl by way of pornographic desires approximately Tom Jones. An eighty year-old guy who can't keep in mind why he's come to determine the health practitioner. a girl with a typical chilly challenging (but no longer receiving) antibiotics. a guy with a sore knee. a tender girl who has been attempting to conceive for some time yet now unearths herself pregnant and isn't definite she desires to battle through with it. A 7-year-old boy with "tummy aches" that don't quite exist. those are his sufferers. A witty perception into the lifetime of a kin medical professional, this humorous and relocating account will switch how you examine your doctor subsequent time you pop in with the sniffles.

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He was released back into the wild, where he is expected to enjoy years of free drinks in gopher pubs as he tells the story of his brush with death. Reference: Sacramento Bee, Hartford Courant NATURAL SELECTION: ANIMAL MISADVENTURES 43 HONORABLE MENTION: WOMAN DISARMED BY TIGER Confirmed by Darwin 22 MAY 2000, COLORADO Volunteer lends a hand. A twenty-eight-year-old wildlife volunteer at the Prairie Wind Animal Refuge was demonstrating the gentility of a captive Siberian tiger to visitors when the tiger demonstrated a more familiar trait of its species and ripped her arm off.

Alarmed, Prakesh kicked the tiger in the face to distract him. The tiger obligingly released Suresh and killed Prakesh instead. “I was shocked to see two young men weaving about in front of a tiger with garlands in their hands,” said witness Rakesh Banerjee. “I saw it all. ” Reference: Kunal Sen Gupta, Calcutta, India NATURAL SELECTION: ANIMAL MISADVENTURES 27 DARWIN AWARD: HUNGRY PYTHON KILLS OWNERS Confirmed by Darwin 11 OCTOBER 1996, NEW YORK If you let a twelve-foot python roam free in your home, you stand a good chance of qualifying for a Darwin Award.

The animal is presumed to have pressed the trigger with its paw, and police have ruled out foul play. Since it happened in a hunting preserve, the dog may elect to have the trophy head mounted on a wall in its doghouse. 1991, NICOSIA, CYPRESS Under similar circumstances, an Iranian hunter named Ali was shot to death near Tehran by a snake that coiled around his shotgun as he pinned the reptile to the ground. Another hunter reported that the victim tried to catch the snake alive by pressing the butt of his gun behind its head.

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