By David Borgenicht
Go away the significant inquiries to the philosophers. actual lifestyles bargains with the little issues. The inane issues. The petty issues. And certain, good, the silly issues. prepare to get actual. And get stupid.
--If cats and canines didn't have fur, may you continue to puppy them?
--Do vegetarians devour animal crackers?
--Who are you aware that's probably to were kidnapped by way of aliens?
And approximately three hundred different unnecessary queries.
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If you could perform a “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance duet with any singer you wanted on national TV, who would you pick and what would you sing? and 157. ” you consider to be a —Martin Luther King, Jr. reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would “pay up” or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger? 158. What color of shag carpet best describes your personality? 159. Would you rather be hunted by a pack of wild animals or by a group of men?