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By David Borgenicht

Go away the significant inquiries to the philosophers. actual lifestyles bargains with the little issues. The inane issues. The petty issues. And certain, good, the silly issues. prepare to get actual. And get stupid.

--If cats and canines didn't have fur, may you continue to puppy them?
--Do vegetarians devour animal crackers?
--Who are you aware that's probably to were kidnapped by way of aliens?

And approximately three hundred different unnecessary queries.

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And 157. ” you consider to be a —Martin Luther King, Jr. reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would “pay up” or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger? 158. What color of shag carpet best describes your personality? 159. Would you rather be hunted by a pack of wild animals or by a group of men? (Issues to consider: Militia groups, sharpness of teeth, food chain) 160. Would you rather be bled by leeches or burned with a hot poker in order to “get the evil out”? 161. If you were God and wanted to create a strange hybrid of creature (like a platypus) what would you create?

Issues to consider: the prevalence of firefighters, ballerinas, cowboys, and astronauts; personal satisfaction and happiness) 127. If you could have one superpower, what would it be and how would you use it? (You don’t only have to go with the usual powers—make up your own if you wish. Example: SuperSmell, SuperSarcasm, SuperStress, SuperHumor) “It’s better to 128. ” clothes, Barbie’s dream house, or Barbie’s car into life size, usable versions, which would you enlarge? What if you had to keep it that hot pink color?

If you could perform a “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance duet with any singer you wanted on national TV, who would you pick and what would you sing? and 157. ” you consider to be a —Martin Luther King, Jr. reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would “pay up” or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger? 158. What color of shag carpet best describes your personality? 159. Would you rather be hunted by a pack of wild animals or by a group of men?

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